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Eat a bowl of cereal 

For a man to have his penis forcibly sucked by another man while his grandmother cooks brownies.
Me: Bro, I could totally go for a eat a bowl of cereal right a about now
My friend: Now don't be getting any ideas...
My grandma: Yeah it is way to late for sweets

Bowl of Cereal 

code word/ slang for a bowl of Marijuana aka weed, pot, mary jane ect...
kid1: dude i wish we had a bowl of cereal right now
kid2: dude i knowww
kid3: why didn't you fools ask, i've got a big bowl of it in my car
kid1&2: DUUUDE LETS GO!

Korean Bowl of Cereal 

This is normally when a young Korean woman is having sex with an older white man, and the woman GAPES her asshole open, (acting as a bowl) and the man spunks in her asshole, (acting as milk), and then she shits, (acting as the cereal), and then it is consumed with a large spoon.
Yo, I'm not hungry I just had a Korean Bowl of Cereal a couple of hours ago. Tasted like shit but filled me up good.

Bowl of Cereal 

A vagina full of semen and cereal.
I came in Patricia's vagina and then dumped a bowl of cereal into her. My cum was the milk! BAHHHHHHHH!

bowels of cereal 

Severed bowels starched into the shape of a bowl and then filled with milk and cereal. They are usually served with a spoon and a napkin.
Person 1: "Dude, I can't find the bowels and I am so hungry!"
Person 2: "I haven't cut them out yet and they will still have to dry before we eat out of them!!"

bowels of cereal 

A cereal bowl filled with severed shitty sphinctors and filled with Vitamin D whole milk.
Would you like a bowel of cereal; the milk turns chocolate colored if you let it sit.
bowels of cereal by Timothy July 12, 2004