bovery

someone who knows what they want and is always missing and is very flirty

“Hey dude!”
“Hey! See Catie over there? Imma bovery her!”

by iknowwords567 November 20, 2020

boverdose

A boverdose is similar to overdose on drugs, only this time the so called drug is actually the hilarious brilliance of the comedian Bo Burnham.

Dylan: Have you laughed today?
Me: Yeah, I just boverdosed.
Dylan: I told you about Bo Burnham
Me: I know.

by gingersnappppper October 26, 2011

Bowery Street

the most famous party street in all of frostburg. if you live here, you drink. heavily. there is a party at 85% of the houses minimum....on a monday. there are most likley more kegs in these houses than there are schoolbooks. if you live on bowery, the only time you really get a good night sleep is after you pass out from a night of binge drinking, or on sunday when everyone is too hungover to move. this is due to the constant waves of drunk and obnoxious individuals party hopping, yelling, and running through the street....as well as the fact that even if you're not partying one night, chances are both your neighbors have a packed house. but we love it anyway.

after living on Bowery Street for a semester, i can count my kegstands in minutes.

by fghdwjskqgtryefud August 21, 2008

boversimplification

An oversimplification of a point, concept, or idea, blatantly ignoring all normal rational reasoning processes and glossing over critical facts and nuances to futilely rebut a salient point with a banal, insipid non-response that not only adds nothing of value to the conversation but actually detracts and obfuscates, making everyone who heard it/read it slightly dumber.

It's reminiscent of talking to a cow, or some other ruminant animal that lacks higher brain functioning. Bovine level intellect + oversimplification = boversimplification.

Joe: "The Yankees may sign Kevin Towers to an advisory position. His experience in the game should be a big plus to the front office. Despite a small budget hamstringing his ability to bring in and keep elite talent, he built several good quality teams in San Diego. Luckily, however, he won't be in an authority position so he won't have final say on anything."

Lanny: "towers sucks. do u remember the the padres ever winning??? this move is dumb"

Joe: "That's classic boversimplification. Sure, Towers doesn't have a perfect track record, but who does? He's still a respected hire who adds way more than he subtracts. How can you be so obtuse?"

Lanny: "..."

by Archimedes Torquemada January 25, 2010

Madame Bovary Syndrome

From Gustave Flaubert’s 1857 novel, modern Madame Bovary syndrome refers to a woman plagued with tendency to assume massive consumer debt in order to support a chic or extravagant life-style.

My rejection of the “ownership society” clashed with my former wife’s Madame Bovary Syndrome. Her profligate consumerism and aspirations for the “pretty life” lead to mountains of credit card debt.

by Muyuna April 12, 2005

bowery

A district in New York City noted for its cheap hotels and bars, frequented by vagrants, derelicts and drunks.

"Let’s get out of here, it’s too literary. — Let’s go get drunk on the Bowery ..." - Jack Kerouac

by TheBlackRider138 May 28, 2016

Bavery

The best ship name ever, where the two names Blake and Avery are conjoined together to make bavery.

Kindel: “Bavery is the cutest ship ever!”
Kaden: “Right!”
Cody: “When Bavery has kids it’ll be baby jesus.”

by singlegang October 18, 2019