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Boston Bouffant

(Pronounced Bah-stin Boo-font) (noun) when a male is performing cunnilingus on a female partner, and the female lets loose a queef of such intensity, that it parts the male's hair right down the middle. ( in a similar fashion to George McFly's hairdo in back to the future).
Skyler went muff diving, and came out with a Boston Bouffant! What a loser!

Boofanted 

The alternative swear word, can actually be used in place of any word. Commonly used in middle schools when teachers are around.
I boofanted your mom last night!
Boofant you!
Your boofant out of luck.
Suck my boofant.
You mother boofanter.
Boofanted by InTheButt March 23, 2010

Bouffantitis 

A condition where ones hair is puffy or with a lot of volume.
"Dang what's up with your hair..." "That wind outside left me with a bad case of bouffantitis"
Bouffantitis by portavoz October 21, 2014

bouffant 

An olive skinned gorilla. Usually a large hairy Italian man, who dons his guinea- tee with a side Sunday sauce.
Look at that stain on Tony’s shirt! Madone! What a bouffant.”
bouffant by Guido sensationz October 10, 2020

booffananny

An old lady, usaully a senior citizen, that is onbsructing traffic or gets in the way of a your vehicle.
"that old lady is driving slow in teh fast lane."
"That stupid booffananny needs to learn to drive."
booffananny by chad52083 March 3, 2008

Designated Bouffant 

'Meet me at the designated bouffant so we can karoke to Dolly Parton'
Designated Bouffant by Jo November 3, 2004