bottcher 

1. person(s) belonging to a specific blood line in which tendencies for clumsiness are very strong. they are usually have giant feet - which aid the clumsiness. very difficult to wake up, even with very loud noises.

2. to pull a "bottcher" or act like a "bottcher" is to trip over stuff, run into stuff, etc. possibly causing personal injury. also, saying or doing something obviously retarded, but funny-retarded.

example 1-

Guy 1: <runs into closed sliding glass door, thinking it is open, and getting a bloody nose from it>

Guy 2: haha you're such a bottcher

example 2-

Girl 1: So you're from Australia? Was it hard to learn English?

Everyone Else: haha!

Girl 1: <thinking- 'i really bottched that one up'>

bottcher by tbtbtb July 5, 2008

Boettchers 

The crusty, discolored tip of an elbow. Also may be known as "Elephant Elbows".

Oh no! My boettchers just snagged my sweater!

Boettchers by iBetty June 20, 2011

Alex Muramatsu-Boettcher 

A short Asian boy who is trilingual and speaks like he is a british person in the 18th century.

You: Hey Alex want to hang out
Alex Muramatsu-Boettcher: No, I’m much too knackered to hang out with a prat like you

Alex Muramatsu-Boettcher by Xx_ultragamer69420_xX January 14, 2020

buttcherry 

noun. Anal virginity

Last night she finally let me do anal and I took her buttcherry.

buttcherry by hayley v, erick t December 28, 2005

bootcher 

Noun: A butt and/or butthole of voluptuous nature

Verb: to lick ones bootcher

Hey baby girl send me some pics of that juicy bootcher

Oh good lawd this boy boutta get bootchered

bootcher by Bootcher bootcherer October 30, 2020

botcher 

a scene/emo pimp.

John Franklin Martinez is such a botcher, by the way he always lets these scene chicks own him on Myspace.

botcher by bammbernizllee May 26, 2009

Botchery 

When you and ya homie take that nice girl Alice back to your place and you fuck her at the same time

Guy 1: Ay man Alice is coming thru
Guy 2: Is it a BOTCHERY TING?
Guy 1: IT'S A BOTCHERY TING BOYS
Alice: what

Botchery by theBOTCHERY June 11, 2018