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Alex Muramatsu-Boettcher 

A short Asian boy who is trilingual and speaks like he is a british person in the 18th century.
You: Hey Alex want to hang out
Alex Muramatsu-Boettcher: No, I’m much too knackered to hang out with a prat like you

bottcher 

1. person(s) belonging to a specific blood line in which tendencies for clumsiness are very strong. they are usually have giant feet - which aid the clumsiness. very difficult to wake up, even with very loud noises.

2. to pull a "bottcher" or act like a "bottcher" is to trip over stuff, run into stuff, etc. possibly causing personal injury. also, saying or doing something obviously retarded, but funny-retarded.
example 1-

Guy 1: <runs into closed sliding glass door, thinking it is open, and getting a bloody nose from it>

Guy 2: haha you're such a bottcher

example 2-

Girl 1: So you're from Australia? Was it hard to learn English?

Everyone Else: haha!

Girl 1: <thinking- 'i really bottched that one up'>
bottcher by tbtbtb July 5, 2008

Alex boettcher 

The literal god of everything we know. Will kill you if you upset him because he has power, if you don’t worship him your cursed.
Alex is amazing

Jimmothy: Alex boettcher is dum.
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Alex follower named Max: kill your self u prat.
Alex boettcher by DONKEY_HEAD February 28, 2020

Andrew Thomas Bettcher 

the guy with the hot sister that James Likes
Andrew Thomas Bettcher and his hot sister lives at 1 culburra avenue go see his sister or call
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Camryn Boettcher 

If you meet a Camryn Boettcher, you know that bitch if fo realz. She’ll be down for you until she drops dead BITCH. Also she gotta phat Ass;) Don’t forget she probably likes peanut butter and her street name should be Lil Boettch.
Bro, she’s a total Camryn Boettcher !
Camryn Boettcher by Whatsss June 10, 2018

the buttchers 

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the the buttchers is who is very annoying person who you dont want to talk to so you say " im going to buttchers you
the buttchers by rawrrrr 6 November 17, 2021