botlander
The best type of person! Doxxes cute selfies, hugs their friends, checked their rank every 2 hours, loves cord nukes. Usually between the ages -5 and 198232804.
botlander by botlander1 December 21, 2018
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blander
An object that is blatantly right in front of a person or even on their persons, but her/she cannot see the object and wonders where the object is located.
blander by Nancy Handler April 25, 2006
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Blander Box
A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.
"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."
"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."
"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."
"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."
"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."
Blander Box by HateTouch January 3, 2008
bonander
one of the most difficult sex moves known to man; first you need to buy a bunk bed or some sort of luxury furniture item that is very high off the ground. pin a bullseye on your mates orifice of choice, climb to the top of the bed, and make sure your package is ready for delivery. Jump off the bed and let 'em have it. Feels awesome. If it doesn't feel awesome, try puttin one of those plastic bags from the grocery store on your back and use it as a parachute...definitely softens the impact.
blanderetina
Blanderetina is not a man or a living thing it is a state of being.
if somebody is a Blanderetina they do not know what the hell they are thinking or doing it that moment of time.
if somebody is a Blanderetina they do not know what the hell they are thinking or doing it that moment of time.
blanderetina by Dejatheking November 28, 2021
White Blanderson
A very white person who is really boring and has no friends. They are very boring people who just in life to work.
White Blanderson by TheWhiteMan123 December 13, 2012
Brolander
A weird way of saying, "brother from another mother".
Only people who are not actually related to you are referred to this way.
It can also only be used as a direct statement to someone, you can't refer to people like "he's my brolander" or anything like that, and if you do, you're a savage.
Only people who are not actually related to you are referred to this way.
It can also only be used as a direct statement to someone, you can't refer to people like "he's my brolander" or anything like that, and if you do, you're a savage.
Tom Hanks: Yo, will smith, what's up Brolander
Will Smith: Not much just buying more slaves.
Tom Hanks: no way me too!!!
Will Smith: Not much just buying more slaves.
Tom Hanks: no way me too!!!
Brolander by well done, twat. November 8, 2010
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