bonander

one of the most difficult sex moves known to man; first you need to buy a bunk bed or some sort of luxury furniture item that is very high off the ground. pin a bullseye on your mates orifice of choice, climb to the top of the bed, and make sure your package is ready for delivery. Jump off the bed and let 'em have it. Feels awesome. If it doesn't feel awesome, try puttin one of those plastic bags from the grocery store on your back and use it as a parachute...definitely softens the impact.

"dude...totally got bonandered last night. I knew tequila was a bad choice."

by SupaNasty September 25, 2009

bronandered

To be whipped by a member of the opposite sex.

Oh man, that girl almost had me bronandered.

by Mr. Hudak April 26, 2004

The Real Bolander Dick

The worlds largest penis

that kid must have the real Bolander Dick , its huge!

by therealbolanderdick October 11, 2009

Hurnty Bolander

A large gruff man you may often find chasing you through the dark deep woods with a wooden club as he has not left these woods. Ever. He may also be slightly deranged and you may feel terrified as he is trying to kill you.

"ARRRHHH SHIT MATE ITS A HURNTY BOLANDER!" said boy 1
"UHNHHRRHNN!" said the hurnty bolander
"run for the hills!" said boy 1's friend.

by Gaietyy June 22, 2009

Bonaner

The unsavory blend of a boner and a banana.

"I heard that Stacy totally got bonanered after prom." "That is fucking disgusting."

by DFetus January 20, 2013

bronandered

to yack at a shindig, especially as a result of very few shots of alcohol.

ohhhh man! i was at junior prom, and i got SO bronandered in the bathroom... they needed to mop that shit up...

by ITC April 21, 2004