bonander

one of the most difficult sex moves known to man; first you need to buy a bunk bed or some sort of luxury furniture item that is very high off the ground. pin a bullseye on your mates orifice of choice, climb to the top of the bed, and make sure your package is ready for delivery. Jump off the bed and let 'em have it. Feels awesome. If it doesn't feel awesome, try puttin one of those plastic bags from the grocery store on your back and use it as a parachute...definitely softens the impact.

"dude...totally got bonandered last night. I knew tequila was a bad choice."

bonander by SupaNasty September 25, 2009

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bronandered

To be whipped by a member of the opposite sex.

Oh man, that girl almost had me bronandered.

bronandered by Mr. Hudak April 26, 2004

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The Real Bolander Dick

The worlds largest penis

that kid must have the real Bolander Dick , its huge!

The Real Bolander Dick by therealbolanderdick October 11, 2009

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Hurnty Bolander

A large gruff man you may often find chasing you through the dark deep woods with a wooden club as he has not left these woods. Ever. He may also be slightly deranged and you may feel terrified as he is trying to kill you.

"ARRRHHH SHIT MATE ITS A HURNTY BOLANDER!" said boy 1
"UHNHHRRHNN!" said the hurnty bolander
"run for the hills!" said boy 1's friend.

Hurnty Bolander by Gaietyy June 22, 2009

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Bonaner

The unsavory blend of a boner and a banana.

"I heard that Stacy totally got bonanered after prom." "That is fucking disgusting."

Bonaner by DFetus January 20, 2013

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bronandered

to yack at a shindig, especially as a result of very few shots of alcohol.

ohhhh man! i was at junior prom, and i got SO bronandered in the bathroom... they needed to mop that shit up...

bronandered by ITC April 21, 2004

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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