bonander

one of the most difficult sex moves known to man; first you need to buy a bunk bed or some sort of luxury furniture item that is very high off the ground. pin a bullseye on your mates orifice of choice, climb to the top of the bed, and make sure your package is ready for delivery. Jump off the bed and let 'em have it. Feels awesome. If it doesn't feel awesome, try puttin one of those plastic bags from the grocery store on your back and use it as a parachute...definitely softens the impact.

"dude...totally got bonandered last night. I knew tequila was a bad choice."

bonander by SupaNasty September 25, 2009

bronandered 

To be whipped by a member of the opposite sex.

Oh man, that girl almost had me bronandered.

bronandered by Mr. Hudak April 26, 2004

The Real Bolander Dick 

The worlds largest penis

that kid must have the real Bolander Dick , its huge!

The Real Bolander Dick by therealbolanderdick October 11, 2009

Hurnty Bolander 

A large gruff man you may often find chasing you through the dark deep woods with a wooden club as he has not left these woods. Ever. He may also be slightly deranged and you may feel terrified as he is trying to kill you.

"ARRRHHH SHIT MATE ITS A HURNTY BOLANDER!" said boy 1
"UHNHHRRHNN!" said the hurnty bolander
"run for the hills!" said boy 1's friend.

Hurnty Bolander by Gaietyy June 22, 2009

Bonaner 

The unsavory blend of a boner and a banana.

"I heard that Stacy totally got bonanered after prom." "That is fucking disgusting."

Bonaner by DFetus January 20, 2013

bronandered 

to yack at a shindig, especially as a result of very few shots of alcohol.

ohhhh man! i was at junior prom, and i got SO bronandered in the bathroom... they needed to mop that shit up...

bronandered by ITC April 21, 2004