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Bortnick 

A virile strong man known for being able to please women with his big circumcised cock
That bitch needs a good deep fuckin’ , she needs to find a Bortnick who will make her cum all night long.
Bortnick by Mr Hard Cock March 11, 2022

Samual Bortnick

Some who’s so fucking annoying and praises he knows everything.

Gets no bitch and have mentioned they have done concrete for 6 years.
Shut up Sam! (Always has something to say for no reason)
“My bad Samual Bortnick forgot you’ve been doing this for 6 years.”
Samual Bortnick by KKfrycook December 17, 2021

Sam bortnick

Sam bortnick is a beautiful man. He lifts a ton of weights and shreds guitar. Everybody needs a sam bortnick in their life. Handsome, strong, talented, charismatic, and a ladies man. Without Sam bortnick, the world would spiral into an apocalyptic future as we know it.
Sam bortnick by Merv03 February 13, 2022

Sam Bortnick

A Sam Bortnick is a man who will haunt your memories for years after meeting him. 1 minute he's your wildest dream, and the next he's your worst nightmare. You're probably lucky to have him in your life but only if he cares about you. I'm just ranting at this point but hey probably better to publish emotions on urban dictionary than act like a clingy stalker hoe on social media. Sam Bortnicks are wild bewitching entities with the capability to make one's girlhood tremble. The kind of guy you will always wish you were able to make it work with, but at the end of the day, your family will probably hate him.
Sam bortnick is unlike any person I've ever met.
Sam Bortnick by $skaterboi$ October 4, 2023
With a woman bent over doggy style you must spread her butt cheeks wide open. start out wide with a circular tounge motion in a whirlpool pattern. slowly getting closer to the anus.once at the center of her asshole you must insert your tounge into her asshole. Then remove it rapidly....Congradulations you just completed a Bartnicki
Oscar gave Rachel a Bartnicki last night
Bartnicki by Sucioking August 14, 2017
Bortnik is taken from a character from the Popeye cartoon. The Bortnik was the big ape-like woman who was friends with Olive. Bortnik is used to describe any woman who has similar feature, ie.. a woman who is big (not fat), has a big nose, greasy hair, large forhead, and scrapes her knuckles across the floor.
Chad: Hey there Will, look at that freakishly big woman over there. She looks familiar.

Will: That's a Bortnik. Are you ignorant or something? Now bend over and let me give you some man loving.
Bortnik by Mike Hunt Smells August 12, 2005
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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