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Bortnik is taken from a character from the Popeye cartoon. The Bortnik was the big ape-like woman who was friends with Olive. Bortnik is used to describe any woman who has similar feature, ie.. a woman who is big (not fat), has a big nose, greasy hair, large forhead, and scrapes her knuckles across the floor.
Chad: Hey there Will, look at that freakishly big woman over there. She looks familiar.

Will: That's a Bortnik. Are you ignorant or something? Now bend over and let me give you some man loving.
Bortnik by Mike Hunt Smells August 12, 2005
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The Bortnik Effect 

When someone is so utterly awesome and cultured and refined in the most west coast hipster kind of way that you can't help wanting to Facebook stalk him/her until ya'll are besties, possibly more....
He is so fucking extra, He is having The Bortnik Effect on me, it's fucking spiritual!
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Bortnite 

Common street slang for “Fortnite” the video game. One can add the word “game” to the end of the word in order to form the complete phrase “Bortnite game.” Be careful when using this word, as it may trigger some individuals.
Bortnite game! Bortnite game! All I wanna do is play the Bortnite game!!!!!
Bortnite by BortniteLover February 11, 2021

Bortnite Game 

The complete phrase of Bortnite, and officially the best game one the earth. No other video game will ever come close. Oh my god please let me play the Bortnite game
All I want to do every second, every minute, every hour, every day, every week, every month, every year, is to play Bortnite game my god please let me play Bortnite
Someone who looks like Dr Robotnik from sonic the headgehog. Usually sporting a ginger moustache and a bald head.
botnik by steve downie June 2, 2007

Bortnite 

The act of a woman giving head while you get a victory royale
Randy and his girflriend are playing bortnite
Bortnite by Sammysupersonic May 8, 2018

Bortnick 

Can be used as an noun meaning a coward, or faggot. A pecker person. Can be used as an noun also to describe someone who is not quite as pecker as a Bova but still pecker.
"You did your homework? What a Bortnick!"
"That Bortnick stole my lunch money!"
Bortnick by Sean Hagfish April 9, 2008
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