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boatfield 

A term for people who enjoy rusty items and seeing how long they can hold said items in their anal passages before shitting themselves. Enjoys the act of chewing on pencil flab and night humping rabbit beasts. They also like to caress horny toads and then put previously spanked caterpillars in other persons mouths and make them chomp superhard. They are all incredibly beautiful, with the exception of any called Pete, who is pug ugly and a raging homosexual with earwax problems.
"hey man, did you see that boatfield down the lane earlier today? they were getting dangerously near that pond, at least they're hot damn digity fine. Oh, sorry dude, i forgot you have to look at that ugly fuck Pete who's boning your mum"
boatfield by bangtwat June 14, 2008
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Barfield Classic 

The action of leaving Video Game tournaments midway through in order to communicate with a significant other, thus leaving the boys.
Oh! He's done it again. We die off spawn and he goes and does a Barfield Classic for the next three hours.
Barfield Classic by RandomShitter February 10, 2021

bortfield 

Fat Tub of F*cken Lard
Dude that guy is a BortField, shoving his fat in his pants
bortfield by Kresnic April 9, 2015

Bayfield 

A small town in Northern Wisconsin where kids must date non-locals in search for someone who is not related to them.
Out of town friend: That girl over there is hot, why don't you ask her out?
Bayfield student: Fuck no! She's my cousin!
Bayfield by Ba_nay_nay March 24, 2009

Bayfield  

a podunk town in southwest Colorado where the only grocery store in town is called "The Grocery Store" and where the Motor Vehicle Department and liquor store are in the same little building.
I live in Bayfield and I like fishin'
Bayfield by kendrababy October 17, 2008

Brasfield 

A mythical wizard who defends the innocent from terrorists, vegans, democrats, and communists.
There was a petition to ban red meat from the town, but Brasfield came in and defeated the vegans.
Brasfield by Shaun Bailey January 19, 2010

Bonafield 

A crazy awesome fun writing teacher who really likes chihuahuas.
"That girl over there is such a bonafield!"
"Yeah, she's so fun and I love her chihuahua!"
Bonafield by jseigler November 11, 2012
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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