barnfield 

A group of tubby farmers with pig like bodies. Commonly found in Shropshire sleeping around the family. Barnfield's also enjoy shitting in the park like mankey faggot dogs. Get turned by anything to do with the countryside e.g badgers, tractors and hay bails. These round fuckers should be imprisoned forever or just killled off as they are unpleasant people.

"i heard you met a barnfield at the party last week"
"yes, he was a looney midget freak"

barnfield by eggybastard123 February 4, 2021

kacey barnfield 

Young british actress

kacey barnfield by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Kevin Barnfield 

Kevin is more commonly known as the local pedofile in Watford was caught looking at a primary school through his car window and he was seen on crime watch

Kevin Barnfield is a nonce

Kevin Barnfield by Arsenal fan tv September 30, 2019

Barnfind 

Any dirty / dust covered car or vehicle - not necessarily classic, special or remotely desirable - which the owner describes as a 'barn find' to try and up-sell and achieve a higher price than it is worth.

BarnFind! Classic 2008 Dorf Siesta 1.1 super poverty spec been sat on my drive for 23 years in need of some love, only 8,000 miles from new, no history, no MOT, 1 key, paint faded, engine missing. £25,000 ONO Rare car, future classic!

Barnfind by MattSw October 23, 2018

Pull a Barefield

To disappear so completely and suddenly from a social gathering without anyone realizing it that even your closest friends aren't sure you were ever really there. May also refer to never answering calls, emails or texts for the purpose of not having any fun of any kind with friends to concentrate solely on school or work.

- "Dude, I swear Lisa was right here next to me just a second ago."
- "Don't worry, you're not going crazy; she's been known to pull a barefield at every party she goes to."

I've been trying to get a hold of Dave for weeks to hang out, but with the MCAT coming up, he's been pulling one heck of a barefield on me.

Pull a Barefield by pouringsunny June 10, 2011

Barfield Classic 

The action of leaving Video Game tournaments midway through in order to communicate with a significant other, thus leaving the boys.

Oh! He's done it again. We die off spawn and he goes and does a Barfield Classic for the next three hours.

Barfield Classic by RandomShitter February 10, 2021

bortfield 

Fat Tub of F*cken Lard

Dude that guy is a BortField, shoving his fat in his pants

bortfield by Kresnic April 9, 2015