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bortfield 

Fat Tub of F*cken Lard
Dude that guy is a BortField, shoving his fat in his pants
bortfield by Kresnic April 9, 2015

bonafied 

Obnoxious misspelling of "bona-fide". This alternative (southern) spelling can be found on a Double Down "Southern By The Grace Of God" hat sold by BUDK.
American by birth. Bonafied southern by the grace of God.
bonafied by bonafiedexpert January 30, 2017

bonafied lovin' 

made sincerely, in good faith; genuine or authentic love.
I'll give you bonafied lovin' (oh oh oh oh)
The type that makes me feel old
I'll give you bonafied lovin' (oh oh oh oh)
The type that makes me feel old

(lyrics to the song Bonafide Lovin' by: Chromeo)

dude: "I'll give you bonafied lovin'."
girl: ".. tisk tisk."
bonafied lovin' by Breeanna Day March 25, 2009

boatfield 

A term for people who enjoy rusty items and seeing how long they can hold said items in their anal passages before shitting themselves. Enjoys the act of chewing on pencil flab and night humping rabbit beasts. They also like to caress horny toads and then put previously spanked caterpillars in other persons mouths and make them chomp superhard. They are all incredibly beautiful, with the exception of any called Pete, who is pug ugly and a raging homosexual with earwax problems.
"hey man, did you see that boatfield down the lane earlier today? they were getting dangerously near that pond, at least they're hot damn digity fine. Oh, sorry dude, i forgot you have to look at that ugly fuck Pete who's boning your mum"
boatfield by bangtwat June 14, 2008

bonified 

A word used by people who don't know the proper spelling of "bona fide", like Sheila Marikar of ABC News.
"The movie made$31 million in its opening weekend and transforming "Grey's Anatomy's" Katherine Heigl into a bonified movie star"
bonified by jack May 14, 2008