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Chris Broderick

Guitar player for Jag Panzer, Megadeth, and touring guitarist for Nevermore

Also known as The Master of the Finger tap, God of the shred, Sweep Master General, Gods Right Handed Handy Man.

Best Guitarist ever...hands down
Last night I was listing to Jag Panzers "Thane to The Throne" and I heard Chris Brodericks solos, and I thought to my self, he is the Sweep Master General, and the Master of Tap.

I'd kill to play like him
Chris Broderick by Panzerfan April 7, 2009

Chris Broderick

Current guitar player for megadeth. Not only does Chris play guitar, but he also likes to keep in shape. After shredding his audiences into spontaneous combustion and eating all of their souls for breakfast, Chris likes to lift weights. Always looking for a way to save money, Chris usually stabs his neighbors with a pole until it is heavy enough for him to lift. Chris uses ibanez guitars and engl amps, as anything less would literally turn into dust with one look from his fierce, laser beam eyes.
My friend went to a Megadeth show, and Chris Broderick played so fast that the first five rows died! Then he ate them. Whole.

Broderick-Flail

A dance-like, thrashing, spastic type movement that begins with the body's lower extremities being pointed outward in a duck-like fashion while the upper body is squatted with elbows at awkward angles to the rest of the body. Movement patterns are unpredictible and sporadic but frequently conclude with somewhat of an artistic finesse including the pointing of a toe or an extra hop followed by a slightly elevated chin.
The girl used a Broderick-Flail type movement on the Beam Ball court.

Borthwick 

The name given to the first urination of the day. The Borthwick is the opposite to a Chadwick, which is the last urination of the day.
"Early in the morning I woke up to have a Borthwick"
Borthwick by the Alderman August 30, 2017

Borthwick-Jackson 

A blowjob, named so after the Manchester United defender with the same initials.
"It's my wedding anniversary this weekend so I'm hoping for a Borthwick-Jackson off the wife"
Borthwick-Jackson by juicebox August 17, 2016

Borthwick 

Someone who is just suddenly over come from a quick bout of narcolepsy.

Only at work in important situations suddenly just drifts off into noddy land.
Oh dear! I’ve just had myself a little Borthwick.

Oh the Borthwick train just came for me there.
Borthwick by Sneaky P Taker November 18, 2022