9 definitions by juicebox

n. The coolest motherfucker around.

adj. Incredibly cool and kick-ass.
1. Kracky is the shiznit.

2. That was pretty kracky when those two hot chicks made out.
by juicebox May 7, 2003
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The act of having three bowel movements in one day.
“Did you enjoy that mexican food last night?”
“Yeah, but I’ve just completed the deuce tres”.
by juicebox March 24, 2019
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one who reads a blog without ever commenting on the posts
Dude, how come you never comment about anything I write on my site? You're such a lurker.
by juicebox February 10, 2005
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A nocturnal erection that lasts all night and aches from the tip right down to the root.
“Did you sleep well dear?”
“No, I caught a glimpse of nipple through your night dress and have had the chub of hell!”
by juicebox June 30, 2019
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a person who gives out personal information too freely and too early in any relationship
Jenn is such an info ho. She told me all about her toe fungus on our first date.
by juicebox April 11, 2005
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same as the others but that taylor kid f'ed-up that quote so badly i have to make amends
Tony- "the bookies got blagged..."
Avi- "Speak English Tony, i thought the country spawned the fucking language, but so far no one seems to speak it"
Tony- "blagged... robbed."
by juicebox March 18, 2005
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