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bootenant 

A military slang term that is the combination of the military slang word for new guy (Boot, or Barely out of training) and lieutenant. A Bootenant is an LT who is fresh out of training and assuming command for the first time. Full of book knowledge (though often not even that) they are a unique combination of overconfident and incompetent. Their attempts to be authoritarian and dominant are undermined by the fact that they often have no idea what they are talking about and lack any actual leadership skills or experience. Since he is fresh out of training usually the NCOs under him have far more hands on experience and time in service but are still legally required to obey whatever he says while saluting him and calling him sir. Bootenants will often try to compensate for their lack of actual leadership skill or hands on experience by over-enforcing petty regulations that have no effect on the mission. A Bootenant can run the risk of being known as a Regulation Ranger.
Corporal: Did you hear the bootenant spend 45 minutes just telling everybody not to wear white socks?

Sergeant: Yeah, Isn't he the one who stutters and forgot to tie his own boots yesterday? What an asshole, I can't believe we have to do whatever he says.
bootenant by TCAT1117 November 17, 2018
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bootynator 

n. used to describe a person who feels no love, just sex.

-like the Terminator, but with booty.
Bootynator: I'll be back, but with booty.
bootynator by Jayword December 14, 2010

bootypants 

To have pants that are so small they emphasize one's booty.
That nigga wearin some bootypants son! Time to hit the mall and get some fittin gear!
bootypants by shineberg May 9, 2008

lootenant 

An egotistical jerk who claims to be of somewhat "elevated" military rank, but who in reality is merely a no-account civilian who stays in the bathroom for extended periods of time.
Anyone who has reached the "pooping rank" of Lootenant Commander should either drastically alter his diet or seek medical help from a licensed gastroenterologist!
lootenant by QuacksO February 8, 2019

bootspants 

1. A type of music characterized by a dance beat that sounds like someone saying "boots-pants-boots-pants-boots-pants" aloud.

2. A bar, club, or party that plays danceable music.
1. "The party was just okay until they switched from playing indie music to bootspants artists like Beyonce. Then it was awesome."

2. "I want to go dancing tonight. Let's go find some bootspants."
bootspants by jazzpraxis December 1, 2009

Booterang 

A ranged disciplinary weapon that is like a boot, except it returns to you like a boomerang.
OOF! Booterang hurted me! Me tink work better den booterang!
Booterang by Tullbor December 2, 2010

bootynation

a gang in miami made by booty lovers!
i love booty
-Join bootynation
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