lootenant 

An egotistical jerk who claims to be of somewhat "elevated" military rank, but who in reality is merely a no-account civilian who stays in the bathroom for extended periods of time.

Anyone who has reached the "pooping rank" of Lootenant Commander should either drastically alter his diet or seek medical help from a licensed gastroenterologist!

lootenant by QuacksO February 8, 2019

bootenant 

A military slang term that is the combination of the military slang word for new guy (Boot, or Barely out of training) and lieutenant. A Bootenant is an LT who is fresh out of training and assuming command for the first time. Full of book knowledge (though often not even that) they are a unique combination of overconfident and incompetent. Their attempts to be authoritarian and dominant are undermined by the fact that they often have no idea what they are talking about and lack any actual leadership skills or experience. Since he is fresh out of training usually the NCOs under him have far more hands on experience and time in service but are still legally required to obey whatever he says while saluting him and calling him sir. Bootenants will often try to compensate for their lack of actual leadership skill or hands on experience by over-enforcing petty regulations that have no effect on the mission. A Bootenant can run the risk of being known as a Regulation Ranger.

Corporal: Did you hear the bootenant spend 45 minutes just telling everybody not to wear white socks?

Sergeant: Yeah, Isn't he the one who stutters and forgot to tie his own boots yesterday? What an asshole, I can't believe we have to do whatever he says.

bootenant by TCAT1117 November 17, 2018

luitenantvr 

A really good gorilla tag player.

"Oh no its luitenantvr we should leave because he's too good!"
"Yeah, he's insane"

luitenantvr by LuitenantVR February 26, 2022

Leftenant Bredren 

1. The highest rank of bro. To refer to someone as your Leftenant Bredren is to refer to them as your best friend or wingman.

2. Right hand man.

CAN ALSO BE SHORTENED JUST TO LEFTENANT in casual form

ex.

"Hey leftenant how you doin today?"

bro rankings range from Maggot Bredren (someone you hate) to Leftenant Bredren (you're boy)

"Thanks for the help with that girl, you're a true Leftenant Bredren"

"You helped me out big man, you're officially promoted to Leftenant Bredren"

Leftenant Bredren by R.J.K. Burger November 7, 2011

looterature

Reading material kept next to the toilet.

Not to criticize, but Oscar is so pretentious his looterature is Sartre.

looterature by Cheeseblab June 9, 2011