boomkark

to bookmark a post that is from theScrabbled.com

I can't believe John wrote that on theScrabbled.com, I just have to boomkark it.

by JParis March 5, 2009

muddy bookmark

When you are fucking a tramp in the ass you peel off the condom and place it in a book or magazine in their house To be discovered later.

I went to some sluts house last night and totally left a muddy bookmark in her copy of Mein Kampf.

by Shithousepoet March 13, 2015

Buffalo bookmark

wiping feces on the page of a book

Jay was mad at Dave so he took his anatomy book into the bathroom at left a Buffalo bookmark on the day's assignment.

by matthew rivers July 2, 2007

Crappy Bookmark

A Crappy bookmark bought in Mexico.

Teacher: Where did you get that bookmark
Student: In Mexico
Teacher: That's a crappy bookmark!

by TheWindSoldier April 1, 2010

Macon Bookmark

After sex, shit in any book and leave.

I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.

by 1_SHOt March 25, 2009

Bookmarking

When a person isn't you're boyfriend or girlfriend, you aren't even dating them, but you keep coming back to them, and you're holding out for someone better.

She thought she could do better so was bookmarking the nice guy for rainy days and lonely nights.

by NakedElmo May 12, 2018

Dutch bookmark

The process of touching cloth but refusing to go to the toilet untill suitable reading material has been found to read whilst doing ones business

Mike's underwear was being signed by the arse crayon, but was prolonging going to the toilet untill suitable shiterature had been aquired. Mike had given himself a dutch bookmark

by Hcnerfekaj April 23, 2009