When a person isn't you're boyfriend or girlfriend, you aren't evendating them, but you keep coming back to them, and you're holding out for someone better.
She thought she could do better so was bookmarking the nice guy for rainy days and lonely nights.
The process of touching cloth but refusing to go to the toilet untill suitable reading material has been found to read whilst doing ones business
Mike's underwear was being signed by the arse crayon, but was prolonging going to the toilet untill suitable shiterature had been aquired. Mike had given himself a dutch bookmark