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bodfucked 

getting stuck behind and old crippled fucker and being late for class
TEACHER:"Why were you late for class?"
STUDENT:"Sorry I was bodfucked"
TEACHER:*RESULTS MAY VARY*

"Oh ok, thats fine. Take a seat"
bodfucked by LOL25550 December 2, 2011
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bootfucked 

To be mentallyand emotionally ruined under stress and pressure from bootcamp. The persona of a bootfucked soldier/veteran/person is the same as a scitsofrinic or any other mentally unstable phsyc ward patient.
That Pvt. Pile from Full Metal Jacket was so bootfucked he shot his drill instructor and then turned the gun on him self.
bootfucked by kamillark April 16, 2010

bootfucked 

1. Upon the start up of your computer it emits a horrible screaming noise, like it is being violated and then promptly dies.

2. to feel like your anal region has been violated with incredible force.
1. Jim, what's wrong with my PC? I started it up and it screamed at me and turned off.
Well Jane, it looks as if your computer is bootfucked.

2. "I took a crap so huge that after I was done it felt like I had been bootfucked by a skinhead."
bootfucked by Tigertosser December 6, 2004

bootfucker 

A complete spaz who has done something to really bad to piss you off.
lee you bootfucker! look what you did to my new sketchers
bootfucker by the.penguin September 24, 2008

bookfuck 

To open a book, lube up the pages, then place your member in and slam it shut and make sweet love to your book.
Well i was studying last night and my book really started looking good, so i lubed up and bookfucked that algebra book hard
bookfuck by TheGreatDomini May 5, 2008

Bookfaced 

The condition of having unintended negative consequences from interaction, comments, posts on social networking sites such as Facebook.

Social networking site blowback
That professor totally bookfaced themselves with those comments.

Headline: "Professor Suspended After Joke About Killing Students on Facebook"
Bookfaced by octopad March 5, 2010