booger pickers 

booger pickers (slang, US) A pair of finger-less gloves.

Timmy looked like a hobo with his old winter coat and booger pickers.

booger pickers by damiensurnameless November 1, 2023

professional booger picker

A profession listed on job applications to avoid getting the job to continue collecting unemployment.

During a job interview, walk in with a plate of boogers. When the interviewer asks about the plate, tell them "I used to wipe them on my pants, but that's just gross." I'm a professional booger picker.

professional booger picker by ferrdog April 11, 2008

Booger Pickering 

The hottest, most attractive, charismatic king you have ever met with the fattest dump truck known to man. He is not afraid to tell every lovely lady in his life that they are in fact a hoebag, slut, or just a standard queen.

Random hoe: Hey have you seen Booger Pickering around?

Secondary hoe: Yeah, I just saw him getting freaky at the club.

Booger Pickering by urmomisaslut.com November 9, 2023