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boobstitute by ikzio May 20, 2009
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Brostitute
Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.
From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth
This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.
From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth
This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.
I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'
See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526
See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526
Brostitute by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010
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boobstitute • brostitute • biostitute • blogstitute • bostitute • boothstitute • Booztitute • Bosstitute
biostitute
A biological sciences worker who misrepresents research or commits fraud for the benefit of commercial interests or to make a personal profit.
"She kept lecturing about the health benefits of red wine, but she was just being a biostitute for Gallo, who sponsored her research".
"He made 3 million Euros by publishing the health benefits of a worthless drug."
"He made 3 million Euros by publishing the health benefits of a worthless drug."
biostitute by CynicalGeek May 25, 2006
biostitute
In envoronmental law, an expert wittness, usually a biologist, who will say whatever you pay him to.
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Bosstitute
A person who sleeps their way to a position of power.
Sleeps their way to the top.
A bastardization of the words 'Boss' and 'Prostitute'.
Sleeps their way to the top.
A bastardization of the words 'Boss' and 'Prostitute'.
"He/She's a real Bosstitute"
"He/She's slept with nearly every manager in this place to get where he/she is today"
"He/She's slept with nearly every manager in this place to get where he/she is today"
Bosstitute by Daryl F July 10, 2004
blogstitute
A person or persons who comment in blogs, make friend requests in online communities like myspace.com, or post bulletins on online communities with the sole purpose of pushing their website, band, or business.
A person on myspace sends you a friend request. You open that person's profile and find a link or meta refresh to a website containg pornography or band paraphernalia.
"I just got ten blogstitute requests on myspace."
"I just got ten blogstitute requests on myspace."
blogstitute by John Watson Jr. August 23, 2006
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