boobstitute

a person who lets others squeeze his/her boobs for money

Marley is a real cheap boobstitute!

by ikzio May 20, 2009

Brostitute

Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.

From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.

I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'

See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526

by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010

biostitute

A biological sciences worker who misrepresents research or commits fraud for the benefit of commercial interests or to make a personal profit.

"She kept lecturing about the health benefits of red wine, but she was just being a biostitute for Gallo, who sponsored her research".

"He made 3 million Euros by publishing the health benefits of a worthless drug."

by CynicalGeek May 25, 2006

biostitute

In envoronmental law, an expert wittness, usually a biologist, who will say whatever you pay him to.

that fucking biostitute testified that petrolium is good for wildlife.

by fireninja October 24, 2003

Biostitute

A biologist who works purely for the money. Similar to an archaeostitute.

Biostitutes need to use protection, too.

by Garett Thomas September 12, 2006

Bosstitute

A person who sleeps their way to a position of power.
Sleeps their way to the top.

A bastardization of the words 'Boss' and 'Prostitute'.

"He/She's a real Bosstitute"
"He/She's slept with nearly every manager in this place to get where he/she is today"

by Daryl F July 10, 2004

blogstitute

A person or persons who comment in blogs, make friend requests in online communities like myspace.com, or post bulletins on online communities with the sole purpose of pushing their website, band, or business.

A person on myspace sends you a friend request. You open that person's profile and find a link or meta refresh to a website containg pornography or band paraphernalia.

"I just got ten blogstitute requests on myspace."

by John Watson Jr. August 23, 2006