boobhat 

-noun
1. A boob placed on the head of another person which simulates a hat.

-verb
1. The act of placing one or more boobs on another person's head.

"Your breasts would make an excellent boobhat. Please place them on my head."

Also, a note on boobhatting, from a seasoned expert: "Boobhat related injuries, including herniated discs, quadriplegism, suffocation, and chronic priapism are on the rise. Please remember that the boobhatting lifestyle requires commitment and training. Parents, teach your children to start small, train hard, and never take more boob on their head than they can handle."

boobhat by Mizzchelle April 3, 2009

boobhat 

Boobhat, or 8008|-|4+ (8008|-|4+5 for plural). its one of the first things we learned to input into our calculators. The result, of course, is syntax error.

8008h4+5, or boobhats, was the code name for the original amazon streaming video service while in alpha and beta.

"LOL, look what I just wrote in my calculator."

- "I don't get it. Eight-thousand and eight the absolute value of negative, times four, plus five?"
"ZOMG, no. BOOBHATS"

boobhat by paradoxicalreality July 22, 2016

Boobatronic 

a state of of mind, when you're fixed on boobs, nearly dangerous to get paranoid.

Guy 1: "Hey Frank, this is sooo sick, everywhere I look, I only see boooooooobs!"

Guy 2: "Yhea man, this place is fuckin boobatronic"!

Boobatronic by Moppo & Frank the tank September 22, 2012

boobatrocious

When a woman tries for boobalicious, but misses it by a country mile. Characterized by acres of boob flesh that somehow fails to appeal, near nipple-slips, and a desperate quality.

Did you see Ann's snack tray? That girl isn't boobalicious, she's boobatrocious!

boobatrocious by GWild March 1, 2007

Boobmatized 

Hypnotized by boobs.

Coined by "Shorties Watching Shorties", Season 1, Episode 1.

I love boobs, I don't know what it is but I can't take my eyes off them, you know, it's like I'm hypnotized by boobs; I'm boobmatized!

Boobmatized by justiferous July 28, 2010

Boobpatch 

A "boobpatch" is the slang version of the undergarment known as a "bra." Often referring to lingerie tops.

I need a new boobpatch after outgrowing my old ones.

Lets go to the mall to shop for boobpatches.

Boobpatch by Aub_boobpatch September 7, 2013

boobatula 

A man with huge titties

Derek is such a boobatula.

boobatula by Ryan Stout December 6, 2006