9 definitions by justiferous

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(1) verb. Retaliation from the State of Arizona or residents of Arizona for other cities' threats to boycott the state after passage of its controversial immigration law.

(2) verb. To be detained by Arizona police for suspicion of being in the state illegally.

Also: Arizpwned.
(1) Los Angeles was arizowned after the state threatened to cut off power in response to the city's official boycott.

(2) A: Why didn't Juan show up to work today?
B: He got arizowned.
by justiferous May 20, 2010
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(1) Noun. Acronym for "Middle Aged White Guy" used to describe a suspicious older man. Used by Jon Stewart on May 3, 2010 in satirical reference to media reports regarding the suspect police are searching for connected to the Times Square car bomb found and disarmed on May 1, 2010.

(2) Verb. Suspicious or sketchy mawg behavior.
"The Daily Show reported to be on the lookout for an Islamic mentally-ill South Park-Hating Mawg who may be connected to the car bomb in Times Square last weekend."

"That guy at the end of the bar has been totally mawging me."

"I saw some dude mawging around Times Square last weekend."
by justiferous May 04, 2010
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noun. a period of immense, inescapable physical or emotional pain
This recession has been a real hurt locker.

She did not forsee her actions as contributing to the hurt locker she would soon be in.

"That last track meet- Man, what a hurt locker!"
by justiferous August 29, 2009
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An accusation made by someone who doesn't get what they want, usually after causing a scene but before leaving abruptly.
Fuck you, selfish bitch! (SLAM!)
by justiferous November 09, 2010
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A tax hike.

See also: Jon Stewart's segment, "Slashdance" on The Daily Show aired 4/14/2011.
"My plan will require us to come together and make up the additional savings with more spending cuts and more spending reductions in the tax code." -President Obama is his deficit speech on 4/13/2011.
by justiferous April 16, 2011
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"Fake Four Loko." After lawmakers banned the sale of energy drinks combined with alcohol, the makers of Four Loko removed caffeine, guarana, taurine, and b-vitamins from the beverage. The drink remains alcoholic.
Faux Loko: Same terrible taste without all the fun!
by justiferous January 09, 2011
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