boob straw

A woman's nipple

Look at the boob straws on that one!

by pirates-running-amok April 18, 2019

Boobstracted

*Having a hard time as a male to look a woman in the eyes because of her distracting front torso
*Having a hard time as a male to focus on ANYTHING because of a distracting female torso in sight

I didn't noticed the yellow car, because I was boobstracted by Caroline. Sorry, you were saying? I was totally boobstracted, apologies.

by GermanMuffin January 14, 2015

boobstraps

Another name for a bra. It originated from our four year old who asked ...

"Mommy why did you take your boobstraps off?"

by Givner July 10, 2009

Boobstracted

What happens when the sight of a nice pair of boobs passing by causes one to be distracted from whatever they were doing.

"So I was on my way to the ...." (nice boobs walk by) ... "What was I talking about? Sorry, I was boobstracted."

by Urban Misanthrope July 14, 2017