5 definitions by pirates-running-amok

Bughole

An intentionally created covert backdoor access in computer hardware or software disguised to look like it originally occurred by accident or as a feature for something else to later use plausible deniability and feigned innocence as an excuse.

The world's largest networking hardware producing company has recently been caught distributing bugholes in it's equipment that were just replaced with new bugholes.

by pirates-running-amok April 30, 2019

rideshafting

For drivers of ridesharing apps.

To be shafted (screwed over) by ridesharing companies and apps, like insufficient compensation, rip-off offers, taking an inappropriate amount of the fare amount, caps or limits on compensation amount despite time or mileage, sudden deactivations, taking customers side over well seasoned drivers or gimmicky offers, rewards or shoddy driver service. Also rideshaft, rideshafted.

This rideshafting is by this company is getting worse all the time.

by pirates-running-amok April 26, 2023

Peach Smoothie

A woman's genitalia made free of any hair, often performed by professionals.

The blond girl went to the salon to have her bi-weekly peach smoothie.

by pirates-running-amok April 19, 2019

rideshafted

For rideshare drivers and couriers.

To be shafted (screwed over in any manner) by rideshare companies and their apps.

Also rideshafting, rideshaft.

I was using this companies app and they only paid me $50 for a 200 mile trip while they charged the customer $400, I think I've had enough of being rideshafted.

by pirates-running-amok April 26, 2023

boob straw

A woman's nipple

Look at the boob straws on that one!

by pirates-running-amok April 19, 2019