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Someone who hates to be around people that makes them feel sad
I’m a bonkub
bonkub by Shush pls March 27, 2023
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Jovial term for an errected penis.

Pronounced bone-ub. Best pronounced with an asian accent

A great word for pranking asians etc who struggle to understand english. Go to your local take-away or corner shop and ask for a bonub. See how many weird replies you get e.g polos, sugar donut
Person: Have you got a bonub
MacDonalds asian worker: sugar donut!?
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bonkyubon 

Literally means- Good Small Good. A new era of Japanese women, raised on a more western diet of red meat, and less seafood. This gives them a more "Western" or curvy figure; Larger bust, small waist, and larger hips. Putting an end to the myth (fact?) of flat asian girls.

A.K.A. The BEST THING EVER!
Yukiko is a bonkyubon.
bonkyubon by Elite CAT October 24, 2007

bonkable 

That girl there is bonkable!
Hey look! I guess she's pretty bonkable
bonkable by nicnicnic January 30, 2008

Wonkus Bonkus 

A word that has basically no meaning at all. It just fits in a lot of situations.
James: I hate this place.
Timmy: I know right this is wonkus bonkus
Wonkus Bonkus by jimmy 445 January 11, 2021

bonkbonk 

a really cool, funny, hot, loveable person. Also can be very dumb 🙄
OMG IS THAT USER BONKBONK!?!?!?!

THEYRE SO COOL
bonkbonk by cl0udycandii June 14, 2021

Thicc bonkus

A thicc spiked medieval rolling pin designed to bonk bad beans off the map
Example: "oh my god my friend just got bonked off the map by the thicc bonkus!"
Thicc bonkus by Buddy pall October 25, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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