When you get hit on the head, bonked on the cranium. Hyperbolically, when your brain is scrombled and you're somehow out of commission. Originally from a Popeye comic panel.

Poor Popeye has bonkus of the konkus. Olive Oyl fainted when she heard the sad news.

bonkus of the konkus by KidSister94 April 24, 2023

Wonkus Bonkus

A word that has basically no meaning at all. It just fits in a lot of situations.

James: I hate this place.
Timmy: I know right this is wonkus bonkus

Wonkus Bonkus by jimmy 445 January 11, 2021

Thicc bonkus

A thicc spiked medieval rolling pin designed to bonk bad beans off the map

Example: "oh my god my friend just got bonked off the map by the thicc bonkus!"

Thicc bonkus by Buddy pall October 25, 2020

honkus of the bonkus

A sickness or illness, the cause which can either be known or undetermined. eg. - a bad cold, the flu, etc.

"I won't be coming for a visit, I have honkus of the bonkus."

honkus of the bonkus by OldCoot54 October 8, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026