bonking off
bonking off by Pegasus Epsilon December 16, 2011
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bonking-off
When she accidentally opened the bathroom door, she found her boyfriend bonking-off.
yeah, I'm used to bonking off in bed every morning and every night.
yeah, I'm used to bonking off in bed every morning and every night.
bonking-off by stsebastian November 29, 2009
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Bunking Off
During 2005/06, DfES defined a persistent truant as a pupil who missed 20 or more days classed as unauthorised absence. Children often refer to it as "doing a bunk", "bunking off" or "skiving".
Bunking Off by Luke Thompson August 6, 2007
bunking off
bunking off by pooboo May 29, 2008
bunking off
To "entertain oneself" before one has risen for the day, or to masturbate whilst on holiday or resting in a bunk bed.
bunking off by Reba Organa August 29, 2013
Bunking Off
"If you like Coca-Cola, you'll love our soda!" They bunked off Coca-Cola.
"Think 'Sex and the City', but better!" They're bunking off Sex and the City.
"Think 'Sex and the City', but better!" They're bunking off Sex and the City.
Bunking Off by Shane Hart March 5, 2006
Off-your-Face-Booking
Going online to social networking sites eg. Facebook after a few too many drinks and doing things you may later regret or even forget.
Off-your-Face-Booking by Mats101 April 1, 2009
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