bonking off

Leaving work early.

S4E5 of "The IT Crowd", Moss got very excited because he and Roy were bonking off.

by Pegasus Epsilon December 16, 2011

Bonk off

To politely say fuck off or in other words back off. Leave a situation alone.

Brooke: there boobs are flat

Ryan: bonk off

Brooke: okay

by Lola D August 14, 2016

bonking-off

Term for masturbation in the UK.

When she accidentally opened the bathroom door, she found her boyfriend bonking-off.

yeah, I'm used to bonking off in bed every morning and every night.

by stsebastian November 29, 2009

Bonk me off

Fuck me... shag me

Bonk me off now! It's creampie time!

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024