bonking off

Leaving work early.

S4E5 of "The IT Crowd", Moss got very excited because he and Roy were bonking off.

by Pegasus Epsilon December 16, 2011

bonking-off

Term for masturbation in the UK.

When she accidentally opened the bathroom door, she found her boyfriend bonking-off.

yeah, I'm used to bonking off in bed every morning and every night.

by stsebastian November 29, 2009

Bunking Off

British term for skipping school; participating in truancy; playing hooky.

During 2005/06, DfES defined a persistent truant as a pupil who missed 20 or more days classed as unauthorised absence. Children often refer to it as "doing a bunk", "bunking off" or "skiving".

by Luke Thompson August 6, 2007

bunking off

act lazy, mess around, not doing what your meant to.

"stop bunking off and get back to work"

by pooboo May 29, 2008

bunking off

To "entertain oneself" before one has risen for the day, or to masturbate whilst on holiday or resting in a bunk bed.

Reba was annoyed that her college roommate kept bunking off at 6am.

by Reba Organa August 29, 2013

Bunking Off

When one company uses another product's success to boost their own.

"If you like Coca-Cola, you'll love our soda!" They bunked off Coca-Cola.

"Think 'Sex and the City', but better!" They're bunking off Sex and the City.

by Shane Hart March 5, 2006

Off-your-Face-Booking

Going online to social networking sites eg. Facebook after a few too many drinks and doing things you may later regret or even forget.

"I was stupidly Off-your-Face-Booking last night and poked some people I shouldn't have!!"

by Mats101 April 1, 2009