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A deliberate mis-pronounciation of the french greeting "bonjour" taken from the mouth ulcer cream. Often used as a greeting, it is commonly used when answering the phone
*ring ring* ".....bonjela? oh, alrite dave!"
bonjela by Will Neal September 24, 2008
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Did you hear about Bonella? His father left him.
bonella by UrbanAuthor124 November 23, 2021

bonjela boobs 

Artificially enhanced breasts, no matter how much you slurp on them she feels zip.
Her Bonjela boobs ie nipples wouldn't rise for a king.
bonjela boobs by Dezy W February 18, 2022

Smelly-Bonjellie 

A synonym for annoying/mean, usually said as a joke.
The name came from Bonjela, a blister cream that smelled very bad
James is such a Smelly-Bonjellie

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026