bongwrong

A gentleman of the finest taste in cheeba and millah lite. This person likes to hucklebuck daily and eat chili cheese burritos.

Bongwrong is a true soldier. He is down with everything coo.

by Blacktheddy December 4, 2022

Bongdongaladole

When you be feelin' sicker than sick.

Goobert: Yoooooo, duuuude, like, I'm feeling, like, Bongdongaladole righ' now. Ya know?

Shoobert: Whooooaaa bro, crazy.

Goobert: I knowwwww.

by Turtle of the Fan April 26, 2021

bong wrong

After smoking a bong you maybe misjudge certain factors, like time and space. If somebody makes a wrong statement, that could be the result of the intoxication, he is "bong wrong".

Stoned Person: 'Man, we ordered that pizza like, half an hour ago!'
Other Person: 'Dude, you're bong wrong!'

by The Reanimator September 1, 2007

Bongalong

A proclamation used to define or state the use of, or intended use, of a water pipe or "Bong."

"HARK! coincidentally the time is 4:20 ........BONGALONG!"

-also used in a similar context as "bang a rang"

by Kings Mcman November 30, 2007

Bongbong Marcos

Tagilid ang nguso dahil sa cocaine. Inutil.

Ay pre ingat ka sa Ilocos madaming magnanakaw dun. Matik pag tabingi ang nguso na kamuka ni Kuya Wil si Bongbong Marcos yun.

by Tipzzzz December 17, 2021

Bongalongis

Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts of as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.

"Have you heard of Bongalongis?"

"OMG, yeah! My friend was cursed by it."

"How unfortunate!"

by Bongalongis July 11, 2023

Bongalongis

Bongalongis, July 10th, 2023:

Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts off as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.

worship Bongalongis🙏🙏🤲🛐

by Bongalongis July 12, 2023