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Dirty Bongers

When you don’t shower or clean yourself for 3 days and have sex
I went camping and when I got home did a dirty Bongers on her

Her: what’s that smell?
Him: nothing, did you want to use lube?
Her: no I’m wet as
Him: nice me too
Her: have you showered recently?
Him: nah just served you up a dirty bongers
Dirty Bongers by Chris993 January 14, 2022
The Bahamian term for dat ass, a big ol' perfect-ass ass
"Isn't Bongey how Bahamians refer to their wives?" "nah man, that's the Big Bongey"

"That girl has a nice bongey"
Bongey by bigbongey7 October 27, 2020
A fictional award for the Adult Film Awards on the Simpson
Body Guard "Sir we just lost the Adult Film Awards"

Mayor Quimby" Not the Boneys!"
boneys by Hurtado The Great July 3, 2006

boneysteria 

A form of hysteria in which an erection is the result...To be in boneysteria you must first enter hysteria then when you receive a boner you enter boneysteria.
"Danny why are you acting so weird lately?"

"I don't know dude. I think i'm in boneysteria.... it's fucked up."
boneysteria by Greg Lajiness October 26, 2009
Bongey is an artist, nothing else really about him
Bongey is good at art
Bongey by Bongey September 29, 2021
1.Rare insects found only in Lacon, Illinois in '97.
2. Discription given by socially ackward gangley guys to describe an unknown insect that is pestering him, while smoking a cigarette.
3. Something Jake Bo will always chuckle at.
Ah!! OH MY GOD, NO!!! BONKEYS!!! AAAGHHH!!!
Bonkeys by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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