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Boneyard Bitch 

Her pussy is so dry it takes a full bottle of baby oil just to get it wet enough for you. She instigates sex but is all dried up. May as well be fucking her in the ass
I need to order more baby oil you boneyard bitch

Fuck off you small dick cunt would be her retort
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bones day 

A good day, if a dog on tiktok (called noodle) wakes up with ‘bones’ (can stand up) it’s a bones day. If not, it’s not a bones day meaning it’s going to be a bad day
Today’s going to be good because it’s a bones day
bones day by Red27wolf October 17, 2021

Bonesaw MAGA 

A bastardization of MAGA type american values. A reference to to 2018 killing and dismemberment of an American journalist with a bonesaw because he published articles critical of Saudi Arabia. It’s the darker MAGA where people are okay with and accepting of horrors if they are in the name of/for the sake of MAGA. Popularized by the band Cake’s social media person.
Woah, Trump just abandoned our allies to be slaughtered. That’s some Bonesaw MAGA.
Bonesaw MAGA by Snowhorse420 October 14, 2019

Boney Meat Whip 

A leg kick to the extreme upper region of the human body (i.e. cranium).

It is noted that it takes on this resemblance in mid flight, looking like a whip made of meat with two large segments of bone to give it tinsel strength.

Also noted that a successful boney meat whip often cause such side effects in the receiver: concussion, fainting, temporal loss of all motor skills and headache.
"I don't know if he can get through that guard Mitch he... OMFG he boney meat whipped him through his guard and that is it ladies and gentlemen. That man is going home tonight."

"Man in all my years Bob I will never grow tired of watching one man boney meat whip another grown ass man into the hellish world of technical knockout."

"Indeed Mitch, well that was an excellent KO to leave our audience with, make sure to tune in tomorrow as the mangler goes up against Jake "the jackhammer" Neilson."

BOTH-"Goodnight everyone."

boney meat-tower

Name for a penis

All around general insult

Used when describing canned salmon
"Ey yo girl you wanna climb up on my boney-meat tower?"

"Yo I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower"
boney meat-tower by GeneralSam123 November 15, 2016

A Trousle of Bones 

A group of skeletons parading down your street (can also be used to define a group of Papyri)
Dude 1#: Bro, I just saw A Trousle of Bones on Jones St.
Dude 2#: Dude no way! Did you get a picture?
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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