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Adjective; (BONg-Gozz-uld) Completely fucked up on more than one drug, and buzzed/drunk on alcohol simultaneously- almost slumped but still alert and having an amazing time
“Dude look at Greg on the couch, he’s done lines and dabs and took a Xanax tonight. He looks fuuuucked up” Greg (slurring) - “Fuck yea I’m bongazled, I ain’t movin’ but I’m lit as fuck bro”
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When you’re on two substances at the same time. I.e Alcohol and weed or adderal and weed.
Mate I’m fucking bongled on beer and weed.
Bongled by CxLolz June 15, 2018
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Bongable 

When you see something out of the ordinary that you believe you can turn into a bong
Hey Tyler, you see that Pringle can? It's low key Bongable.
Bongable by DavidACoffeeAddict August 27, 2022
A laptop that is completely fucked
here mate, this laptop is bongled
Bongled by Brokied IT June 20, 2022

Bongoled 

BONGOLED- A state in which even the basic of tasks simply can't be completed; you achieve this state via hitting a fat bong
"yo bro, I'm fuckinnn bongoled!"

"Load up another bowl let's get bongoled"
Bongoled by SquishyPrincess February 22, 2017

bongafied 

When a roofer leaves his shingles overlapped on a roofs hip while another roofer is trying to cap that roofs hip.
When the roofer didn't cut the shingles that overlapped the roofs hip, the other roofer that was capping that hip was bongafied.
bongafied by 13752 Iowa Dr. November 9, 2018

Bongacles 

When resen builds up on the downstem of a bubbler or a bong resembling barnacles.
Aw nasty dude! How much pot did you smoke to get those bongacles?!
Bongacles by NorCal potsmoker March 18, 2009
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