Adjective; (BONg-Gozz-uld) Completely fucked up on more than one drug, and buzzed/drunk on alcohol simultaneously- almost slumped but still alert and having an amazing time
“Dude look at Greg on the couch, he’s done lines and dabs and took a Xanax tonight. He looks fuuuucked up” Greg (slurring) - “Fuck yea I’m bongazled, I ain’t movin’ but I’m lit as fuck bro”
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).