boongozled 

Deceived or notoriously and dubiously hoodwinked; To get got so insanely badly that you instantaneously burst into tears.

They were boongozled so hard that wept for the rest of the night.

boongozled by CobaltLikesRamen December 28, 2021

Bongoled 

BONGOLED- A state in which even the basic of tasks simply can't be completed; you achieve this state via hitting a fat bong

"yo bro, I'm fuckinnn bongoled!"

"Load up another bowl let's get bongoled"

Bongoled by SquishyPrincess February 22, 2017

bongazled

Adjective; (BONg-Gozz-uld) Completely fucked up on more than one drug, and buzzed/drunk on alcohol simultaneously- almost slumped but still alert and having an amazing time

“Dude look at Greg on the couch, he’s done lines and dabs and took a Xanax tonight. He looks fuuuucked up” Greg (slurring) - “Fuck yea I’m bongazled, I ain’t movin’ but I’m lit as fuck bro”

bongazled by pseudonym loading... October 5, 2018