Bogardna 

Bogardna. The definition of person that was dropped on their head as a baby. Most likely named Nick

“Dude Nick is such a bogardna”. Said Kyle

“Fuck yeah bro nick is definitely a bogardna”. Said Chad

Bogardna by Tuxter80 October 29, 2019

Boardnailer 

One who talks for no reason other than to meet their daily word quota. A nonproductive speaker. One who is starving for attention and reaching for it with their tongue.

Etymology: The words stems from the contrast between a constructor,(one who hammers nails into boards in order to build something) and a boardnailer,(one who does not see the bigger picture, only thinks that hammering nails is in and of itself productive).

Steve - "My girlfriend is such a boardnailer. When I get home from work I just want to relax, but if Jen hasn't hammered her nails for the day I have to listen to the racket"
Marcus - "I feel you. Get her a girlfriend and a treadmill, that's what I did."

Simon - "It's weird, my wife can talk for an hour without saying a thing"
Jason - "So, you married a boardnailer. I'm sorry.."

Boardnailer by Ruhbee! January 11, 2008

Bogardanese 

A dialect of English in which the speaker mumbles every syllable of a sentence in a incomprehensible manner, but pronounces the last word correctly. Especially common among teenagers and tired people.

As her son walked out the door, he mumbled something to his mother ending in the word "mall". "What about the mall?" she said, "You're speaking Bogardanese again!"

Bogardanese by DRCheezyChunks October 25, 2010