Bonespur 

Noun: A person who attempts to get out of work or an unpleasant situation by creating a diversion or lying. A cowardly person who can't be counted on.

"Stop being a bonespur and get it done!"

Bonespur by Mark L Betts August 12, 2019

bonesprocket

(noun) a term used in common conversation to politely describe an annoying situation; more commonly used as a term to describe an annoyingly shallow or obtuse person.

"We went totally insane over that bonesprocket of a polka concert at our school yesterday."

"Don't you think Gary was being a complete bonesprocket during the movie last night?"

bonesprocket by Michael Dentico April 28, 2008

bone spur 

What you conveniently have to get out of the Vietnam War.

Military: You gotta serve donald
Donald: I can't I have bone spurs, they're getting pretty bigly
Military: ok

bone spur by Falsifications May 24, 2018

Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome 

A crippling foot condition that plagues wealthy individuals old enough to serve their country while their country is at war and a draft is in effect.

What are all the affluent people not serving in Vietnam? Because they are suffering from Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome deffermemt defirmemt

Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome by Libertatis December 26, 2018

Bonespurz 

Noun: a cowardly person who avoids unpleasant tasks or jobs by lying, crying wolf or faking injury.

A draft dodger
Slacker

He is such a Bonespurz. He has a bigmouth but doesn't have the backbone to back it up. If he did he wouldn't have faked an injury to avoid the draft

Bonespurz by Bone Spurz October 20, 2019

Bonespured

{the cowardly act of avoiding a unpleasant task or job}

{He bonespured his way out of Vietnam}

Bonespured by Bone Spurz October 15, 2019

Bonespurred 

Verb: The attempt to get out of something unpleasant, Usually by lying , crying wolf or, faking injury. Draft Dodger.

He bonespurred his way out of taking out the garbage. He bonespurred his way out of the military draft.

Bonespurred by Bone Spurz October 20, 2019