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Bonesword 

1. A tool specifically for pwning. Note: Rhymes with pwns0rd.
2. Anything that automatically overpowers everything else, with the obvious exception of a door-hinge.
3. The penultimate rhyming word. From a rap song where "bone" is rhymed with "sword". If bone rhymes with sword, then, with their powers combined...what can't they rhyme with? Second only to door-hinge.
1. Woot! Fuckin pwns0rd with a fucking bonesword!
2. My recent practice has given me the bonesword I've needed to teach you fools a lesson.
3. (This rhymes)
Sharp, like the edge of a bonesword,
My mother likes the juice of orange,
As we find food, we forage,
A squeak, a noise, from the doorhinge,
Like a cut from a vicious bonesword.
Bonesword by Tom Cerveaux August 2, 2005
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Boneworks 

A kickass VR game made by Stress Level Zero, the same creators of such games as Duck Season VR and PC and also Space Junkers. Boneworks is about VR-ception, You play as a guy named Ford or as the entire Community calls him Phord ( Yes i'm not lying to you) and you are in a VR world called MythOS made by the Fictional Company Monogon and it is heavily implied that you (Ford) is working for Monogon's rival, Gammon (Same people who made Duck Season in-game) Oh and did I forget to mention the badass physics to it, You can straight up use your environment overcome obstacles, Pretty cool...
Person 1: Yo dude! check this game Boneworks out!
Person 2: Aight...
3 months pass...
Person 1: Are you there?
Person 2: *Phord*
Person 1: Dear God...
Boneworks by SirCheeseEater! April 18, 2020

tropical bonestorm 

a boitsterous sexual act lasting for an extended period. refers to the sexual connotation of being "wet."
Rob and his girlfriend were so loud last night, it sounded like Tropical Bonestorm 2009 in there.

Bonerworthy 

To be worthy of making you get a hard on.
"Dayum man, that Charlene sure is bonerworthy."
"I agree bro, Farleigh is too" ;)
Bonerworthy by Farlene November 27, 2009
Francine: "I thought you said he was doing his bonework"
BoneWork by Kandi Klover October 2, 2013
Verb.
Also can be used as bonestormin' or bonestormed.
To have sex with a man, specifically when a woman targets a man's penis (aka bone) and storms that shit.
This is generally a targeted act, though it requires consent from both parties.
Chelsea totally bonestormed that cute mullet boy from the bar last night...he did not have a chance!

"That boy is a babe! I want to bonestorm him!" said Chelsea. "So you are gonna storm his bone?" asked Bonnie. "Yeah his bone in gonna get stormed!" exclaimed Chelsea.
bonestorm by Chelsea_B December 11, 2009

boneworthy 

A girl who is hot enough to deserve the full attention and dedication of your cock.
R. Kelly: "Look at that tight young girl leaving that middle school. She is definitely boneworthy."
boneworthy by Faisal March 26, 2004
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