bonerwitz! 

1. an expression of anger, best said in a loud booming voice towards a stocky german fellow.

2. a gargantuan reigning in the alps

look there at that bonerwitz! its fucking a bush!

bonerwitz! by ChodewickVanMuttenhole January 1, 2004

Bonerizing 

Something that is so awesome, it can make you hard without physical contact.

That cake was so bonerizing i had to tighten my belt a notch to hide my hard on.

Dude, I got a quadruple kill in call of duty last night with a RPG and it was so bonerizing

Bonerizing by Julesfools February 25, 2010

Boneritis 

A severe case of the boners.

Harley was ashamed to stand up in front of the audience due to his advanced boneritis.

Boneritis by Ninjasurfer July 21, 2007

Bonerito 

A sexual act where your penis is wrapped into a corn or flour tortilla and inserted into your partners accepting mouth. (Optional condiments include Truffle Butter and or ketchup.)

A bonerito is when your partner is in the mood for Mexican food and you just want to get off.

Bonerito by Bonerito March 29, 2015

Bonergize 

A penis becoming instantly erect.

Damn, you make me bonergize every time you grind on me like that.

Bonergize by Helldivex October 18, 2011

Sand Boneritis 

When ever you see, smell, touch or even hear sand you automatically get a raging boner.

Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.

Sand Boneritis by Anal_Titty_Liquer August 10, 2018

boneritis 

A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.

I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.

boneritis by dk? May 28, 2005