a male's attempt to arouse a female by rubbing his throbbing erection against her body. Normally occurs during dry sex with a female who is a total prude
Danimal: "Dude, I totally bonerized your cousion last night."
Jeremy: "Is this before or after you took a shit in the urinal?"
Danimal: "It was after the Danimal doo dooed in the Margarita Ranch pisser."
Jeremy: "Hey Cade, lets go take pictures of your balls on Drew's face when he's passed out."
Danimal: "I'm going to bonerize Padgett next. Those hooker boots make my loins tingle."
Jeremy: "Is this before or after you took a shit in the urinal?"
Danimal: "It was after the Danimal doo dooed in the Margarita Ranch pisser."
Jeremy: "Hey Cade, lets go take pictures of your balls on Drew's face when he's passed out."
Danimal: "I'm going to bonerize Padgett next. Those hooker boots make my loins tingle."
by Danimal F. May 09, 2008

by USAF Cadet March 28, 2021

by stuntwill August 16, 2003

It is the man's obligation to put his boneration in a women's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
by Cody (wdw_) December 19, 2003

when a guy sees something he finds sexually stimulating and makes his penis become hard and he wants to fuck whatever it is
by Marley :) June 24, 2017

by Jon200105 February 27, 2013

1.bob: I drunk coffee this morning
chuck: with a boner
2.tanner: I swear I am about to punch you in the face
random guy in the background: with a boner
tanner: (chuckles)...never mind
chuck: with a boner
2.tanner: I swear I am about to punch you in the face
random guy in the background: with a boner
tanner: (chuckles)...never mind
by the trevmeister November 15, 2011
