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Boneritis 

A severe case of the boners.
Harley was ashamed to stand up in front of the audience due to his advanced boneritis.
Boneritis by Ninjasurfer July 21, 2007

Bonerito 

A sexual act where your penis is wrapped into a corn or flour tortilla and inserted into your partners accepting mouth. (Optional condiments include Truffle Butter and or ketchup.)
A bonerito is when your partner is in the mood for Mexican food and you just want to get off.
Bonerito by Bonerito March 29, 2015

Sand Boneritis 

When ever you see, smell, touch or even hear sand you automatically get a raging boner.
Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.

boneritis 

A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.
I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.
boneritis by dk? May 28, 2005

bonerfied 

1. (adj) The act of having an erection in public.

2. (n) A public boner.
Andrew was bonerfied while waiting in line at the movies.
bonerfied by LiVo June 5, 2005

Chronic Boneritus 

Masturbating and soon after, achieving another massive erection.
male 1: "Dude! I just jacked off five minutes ago, and i have another boner."

male 2: "Did you check with your doctor, becuase you might have Chronic Boneritus."
Chronic Boneritus by yungdaisy December 31, 2011
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