bonerwitz!

1. an expression of anger, best said in a loud booming voice towards a stocky german fellow.

2. a gargantuan reigning in the alps

look there at that bonerwitz! its fucking a bush!

by ChodewickVanMuttenhole January 1, 2004

Bonerito

A sexual act where your penis is wrapped into a corn or flour tortilla and inserted into your partners accepting mouth. (Optional condiments include Truffle Butter and or ketchup.)

A bonerito is when your partner is in the mood for Mexican food and you just want to get off.

by Bonerito March 29, 2015

Bonerfit

a benefit for having a boner.

Dude why'd the teacher make you leave class? That's just a Bonerfit of random erections!

by BonerJams27 October 29, 2011

Bonertits

When a person's nipples, male or female, turn hard after being cold or being aroused. This hardening of the nipples can occasionally be seen through that person's clothing, giving way to humiliation. Usually, however when one person has a case of bonertits, others in that area also have the same symptoms, resulting in a bonertits party.

Steven: Check out those poppin' bonertits on Hannah over there...it must be freezing or something's on her mind.

Hubert: Holy Moly! I must say those are gargantuan! but wait I think I'm getting bonertits too!

Keane: Bonertits.. party of two!!!

by bonertittays April 13, 2011

bonewicz

OCD'ing crazy ass person - girl or guy

Yo! did you see him bonewiczing out? yea I did yanking on that door a million times!

by Sharon November 11, 2003

Bonercity

Popular 80's term referring to the massive boners given by donkey-zebra-Hulk Hogan cut-out sex acts.

It was so bonercity that I couldn't drive home alone.

by Dr. Edward McTwlightstein February 10, 2010

Bonerita

A shemale stripper or a spicy boner. A great surprise insult for friends and family.

"Dude I've totally got a bonerita right now"

"Well 'Bonerita' why don't you just STFU?"

by ElPutaDios! October 1, 2009