bonerhea

urinating painfully with a boner

I jacked off last night and got some kick ass bonerhea

by urbuddyjoe February 4, 2016

Boneheart

When a girl is so angelically beautiful yet also devilishly seductive that seeing her picture gives a man a boner and also brings him to tears.

1.) Dude: The first time I saw you, you gave me a mean boneheart. I think I'm in love.
Chick: That's so sweet!

2.) That substitute teacher is so fine it's embarrassing. If I see her in public, I start to tear up, and also get an erection that lasts over 4 hours. My doctor says it's just a boneheart and it's nothing to worry about.

by firemanic July 2, 2018

Bonehead5000

Me

Bonehead5000 makes urban dictionary definitions

by Bonehead5000 July 11, 2020

bonerhead

stupid person; person of low intelligence

Theo is an example of a cockhead, a dickhead and a bonerhead.

by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

bonerhawk

A female who keenly waits for a male victim to reach inebriation before attempting to initiate sexual activity for personal gain. Most commonly, the female will perform involuntary fellatio while the victim sleeps in order to initiate sexual intercourse.

"Damn, how hard was Holly bonerhawkin' Trav at Central?"

"Oh, Dude. Hard."

by jwill22 January 11, 2009

bonehead

Stupid, slow, stubborn.

Those boneheads on the road really work me up!

by Anonymous April 29, 2002

Bonehead

1. What traditionalist skinheads call neo-nazi skinheads.
2. One with low intelligance

"Oi, that skinhead has a swastika on his jacket."
"fuckin bonehead."

by Dropkickcw October 3, 2007