boner hot

A really sexy boner-worthy female

the following women are boner hot IMO:
Carmen Electra
JLO
Leila Arcieri
Liv Tyler
Angelina Jolie
Amanda Peet
Aria Giovanni
Sonny Leone and Tiger Wood's wife.

by asshairs April 11, 2005

Hot Topic Boner

The week long-lasting pants full of excitement one attains from the current popular "trend". It comes and goes with blockbuster movies, hit youtube videos and other various things teenagers worship. This usually results in a weekly trip to Hot Topic to purchase a t-shirt and/or other merchandise with the trend plastered all over it.

Jesse: AJ's goin' hard about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. He just bought the official soundtrack and a t-shirt.

Jeremy: That's just his Hot Topic Boner actin' up. He'll forget about it when Harry Potter 6 comes out.

by SpyderNinja June 25, 2009

boner-on-the-spot hot

A girl that is so hot you get a boner the second you see her

Damn, did you see that girl Candy, she's boner-on-the-spot hot.

by skipn1 June 9, 2005

hot bones

Someone that is fine or good looking

Damn that girl got some hot bones!

by sassyso January 9, 2008

hot bone

n: the erectile organ of the vulva, homologous to the penis of the male coomonly known as the clitoris

Wife: Can you pick the kids up from school today. I have to see my gynocologist.
Husband: I will if you ask your doctor to turn the volume up on your hot bone.

by drpoonandtheteenangels May 3, 2009

Hot T-Bone Steak

Subsequent to anal sex, the male places his poo stained penis into the ear of his unsuspecting partner.

After John buttfucked Rita, he gave her a Hot T-Bone Steak when she least expected it. Now her ear smells like John's used toilet paper.

by J Bonz Boi June 8, 2004

corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog

A creation of popular YouTuber JennaMarbles’ friend, Jason Sullivan, in which the bone of a corn cob is replaced by a hot dog.

Yesterday, I made a corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog. It was awful.

by plumphobia March 17, 2021