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boner corn 

Kernels of undigested corn which can be found stuck to your penis immediately following withdrawal from unprotected anal sex. Preferably, one would find boner corn while in the woods, after a barbecue, on hot August night in South Carolina.
After the camping trip, my dick was covered in boner corn.
boner corn by Iamascientist86 January 23, 2015
Words you can keep

Corn dog boner 

When you have a boner so big and hard that it feels like your dick is gonna run out of skin, like when the meat pops out the top of a corn dog.
Damn dude that bitch was so fine she gave me a corn dog boner, I don't think my dick will ever have a wrinkle in it again!
Corn dog boner by DrRobot October 22, 2015

boner corner 

The section between your junk and the inside of your thigh.
"Hey Mark, I just got back from a day at the gym. How 'bout you come sample this sweaty boner corner?"
boner corner by Gymnosperm July 29, 2010

Corn Bone 

What you are holding after you have eaten the kernels off of an ear of corn.
Boy! stop throwing them damn corn bones on the ground.
Corn Bone by original3mta3 October 23, 2008

corn bone 

The corn bone is the center of the corn vegital, it is exremely hard to eat, but after blood, sweat, and many tears, i have confirmed that it IS edible. The corn bone is VERY tasty, but! not as tasty as the corn vegital. now i know what you are thinking " MY MY MAIL MAN! HOW CAN WE BE SURE THAT YOU KNOW THE SECRETS OF THY corn bone HOW CAN WE TRUST YOU WITH ARE LIVES?" Well, i can assure you, i do indeed hold the secrets of the c o r n b o n e you need not fear, for you are in safe hands, you see i hold the suns garbage bag of secrets. Yes! i know! but it is true! i have indeed fooledthe sun into thinking im its dad! no need to fear for i have the secrets. it is very tasty and you have to need to think twice YOU HAVE TO EAT THE CORN BONE TO LIVE.
Oh wow i love myself a good corn bone!

corn borer 

The larva of a moth.
Oh damn, that corn borer is huge!
corn borer by beanzzzzz January 21, 2011

Corn Bone 

Center of corn- Long version of cob.
We should replace the corn bone with a hot dog
Corn Bone by buggggggg September 6, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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