boneer

A common misspelling of the slang term "boner" representinga male erection that is popular amongst the immature prepubescent boys attempting to impress their chums.

"Dude.. My cousin and I totally scribbled boneer under the trophy cabinet at the YMCA when we got in trouble at summer camp and were told to sit against the wall. Counselor Todd was clueless! Haha!!"

"No way!!! I can't believe you guys got away with that will show them who really runs camp Almega! There's even made a little boneer pic haha. That will probably be there forever and they won't ever find it."

by Candlewacks March 21, 2016

Shit Boner

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

Business Boner

Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.

Dude we just won a $1M deal, I’ve got such a business boner right now!!!!!

by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017

Shit Boner

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.

I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.

by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010

bonerflying

A verb to bonerfly. When everything a woman hears, sees or smells makes her think of her lover's cock.

Sara- "Michelle, what is wrong today. You keep making mistakes!!"

Michelle- "Just bonerflying about my man's cock!!"

by CoonGirlLover June 18, 2014

Boner Swag

Boner Swag is the act of having a long and obvious erection shooting right through your shorts and getting up in front of your class with your shoulders held high and great confidence as your thunder cock is poking out.

Wendy: Gee whiz, Carly! Look at Chad’s boner!
Carly: Wow that is so cute. Look how confident he looks.
Brock: Yeahhhh Chad! That’s some EPIC BONER SWAG!

by Boner Swag Man October 4, 2021

indictment boner

The hard-on one gets when current or former Trump administration officials and known associates are indicted.

I got a raging indictment boner when I heard Roger Stone was indicted

by Photoist February 1, 2019