boneaphone

Prick, dick, penis, BJ

As applied to the legendary Classic rock, maybe the greatest boneaphone. player of all times.

Puff on that boneaphone. baby!!

by reverendcolin January 3, 2009

bonophone

Male genitalia played as a musical instrument such as a skin flute, i. e. a blowjob.

Bruce's bonophone was worn out after his girlfriend played an extended jam session on it with a whole orchestra consisting of three of her girlfriends.

by Scroddidly October 19, 2007

3 hole boneathon

A sexual encounter when the penis (bone) is inserted into the woman’s mouth, vagina then anus.

Gina enjoyed the 3 hole boneathon I gave her last night.

by Maxwell January 6, 2004

bonaphone

(n) the penis, especially when the subject of its owner's attentions.

The only instrument he plays is the bonaphone.

by heptune June 15, 2006

Bowaphone

The name of the instrument that backs Paul McCartney in "Wonderful Christmastime."

'Ba-bow bow bow...ba-bow bow bow bow..."

"The mood is right (bow bow bow...)"

Also,

"Sir Paul, what is that instrument?"

"A bowaphone, then."

by Bowaphonemaster December 28, 2009

bonerphone

the bonerphone is a closely related yet larger version of the skin flute. One who plays the bonerphone is usually female or gay.

person 1: "I can play two instruments."

person 2: " yeah, the skin flute AND the bonerphone"

person 1: Ha Ha bitch

by i hate liars February 17, 2007

bonophone

Another word for the expresion skin flute.

Mark isn't only a Flamer, he's a musician too! He loves to play the bonophone.

by Scrodiddly October 6, 2007