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bonophone 

Male genitalia played as a musical instrument such as a skin flute, i. e. a blowjob.
Bruce's bonophone was worn out after his girlfriend played an extended jam session on it with a whole orchestra consisting of three of her girlfriends.
bonophone by Scroddidly October 19, 2007

3 hole boneathon 

A sexual encounter when the penis (bone) is inserted into the woman’s mouth, vagina then anus.
Gina enjoyed the 3 hole boneathon I gave her last night.
3 hole boneathon by Maxwell January 6, 2004
(n) the penis, especially when the subject of its owner's attentions.
The only instrument he plays is the bonaphone.
bonaphone by heptune June 15, 2006

Bowaphone 

The name of the instrument that backs Paul McCartney in "Wonderful Christmastime."
'Ba-bow bow bow...ba-bow bow bow bow..."

"The mood is right (bow bow bow...)"

Also,

"Sir Paul, what is that instrument?"

"A bowaphone, then."
Bowaphone by Bowaphonemaster December 28, 2009

bonerphone 

the bonerphone is a closely related yet larger version of the skin flute. One who plays the bonerphone is usually female or gay.
person 1: "I can play two instruments."

person 2: " yeah, the skin flute AND the bonerphone"

person 1: Ha Ha bitch
bonerphone by i hate liars February 17, 2007

bonophone 

Another word for the expresion skin flute.
Mark isn't only a Flamer, he's a musician too! He loves to play the bonophone.
bonophone by Scrodiddly October 6, 2007
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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