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n. (bon'-ath) one who is indefinitely miserable and expresses overt self-loathing

v. -ed (bon'-ath-d) one who has been utterly devastated and demoralized due to any incident in their life
as a noun- "Man, John was being a real bonath earlier, all he did at breakfast was say how talentless he is."

as a verb- "Ever since his devastating loss Kirk has become bonathed... now he has a total lack of confidence ang i heard he won't even touch a basketball anymore!"
bonath by Jokubas October 22, 2006
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bonkathon 

an extended period of sexual acivity, usually illicit, or an extended episode of intercourse, lasting over several days
Man, I heard they had a bonkathon at the coast last month
bonkathon by Borgia Buddy May 26, 2006

bongathon 

A marathon bong session where everyone brings their own stash. The last person left conscious wins the bongathon, and as a prize, gets to drink the bong water.
I think I won last night's bongathon, but I don't really remember drinking the bong water.
bongathon by fugitive October 4, 2004

Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
Befouled Bonathan by LargeDavid April 9, 2021
term used to describe a very good looking woman.
-Guy 1:Wow bro, you see that broad standing there, isn't she looking good.
-Guy 2:yah bro, shes a fkn bonats.
bonats by guido-st.leo February 3, 2008

Bonation 

When a man reaches out to a female to donate his boner to her
Reginald: Today we are donating $91,662.00 to the local college

Veronica (hott chic): Can you donate something to me?

Reginald: Hmmm... i do have something i can give you....my bonation
Bonation by gordon83 January 15, 2010

3 hole boneathon 

A sexual encounter when the penis (bone) is inserted into the woman’s mouth, vagina then anus.
Gina enjoyed the 3 hole boneathon I gave her last night.
3 hole boneathon by Maxwell January 6, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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