bollywocker 

A person who worries pointlessly about all uncontrollable, insignificant, and unimportant occurrences or events.

Marco: I can't believe she doesn't want to go out with me!

Jack: No need to get your knickers all tangled up. There are much more good-looking gals than her! Pull yourself together you bollywocker!

bollywocker by johnnysideshow May 14, 2011

titsmashing the bollywock 

Being incredibly excited about something. Figuratively, you are excited in such a manner that you would whip out your penis/boobs and smash them against whatever physical thing it was that you were exited about.

Person A: "Look at this shirt."
Person B: "THAT SHIRT IS AMAZING!" *begins to slap genitals on shirt*
Person A: "I too, am titsmashing the bollywock over this shirt."

titsmashing the bollywock by wadecore May 16, 2013

bollocker 

{UK slang} a nitwit, hack, or general waste of DNA, who bumbles around uselessly like a pair of bollocks in the wind

Oi you spilled me pint, you nobby bollocker!

bollocker by Queefis Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings September 25, 2003

Bollockeracy

Fancier way to say "bollocks", which means nonsense/garbage.

The bollockeracy of NK has been exceptionally ridic.

Bollockeracy by EpicRawl April 17, 2019

bellywonkers 

Undergarments, most likely belonging to a homosexual European

Don’t get your bellywonkers in a wad

bellywonkers by Raquees June 7, 2021