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bollocorn

A squishy soft toy, round in shape, typically with tiny legs, modelled on a unicorn. Essentially, resembles a testicle (bollock) with a horn.
My daughter has a room full of bollocorns of various sizes, yet she wants more for Christmas!
by jlons November 24, 2023
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Bollocking

v. Bollocking, when one is lectured, criticised or reprimanded. When one receives things Bollocking they have just been bollocked. Alternatively bollocked is used to describe a high state of inebriation.
"You're gonna get a bollocking my son"
"He just bollocked me!"
"I am completely bollocked"
by Lucy May 29, 2003
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bullcorn

Derivative of slang "bullshit" Basically a combination of "bull(shit)"+"corny". A jack-ass action or situation.
My sarcastic co-worker says "this is a defining moment in your life", as I create the definition for bullcorn at the urban dictionary website. I point out that, indeed, his statement is bullcorn.
by Chris Newman December 10, 2004
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Bollocking

A harsh punishment for something you've done.
In the words of James May as his blimp flies into restricted airspace:

"I may be about to get a collosal aviation bollocking"
by Mike Hunt, York Hunt May 20, 2010
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ballcorn

Popcorn you drop between your legs during a film. Typically discovered when you stand up at the end.
Half way through the movie, I checked my crotch for ballcorn.
by JDaveB November 30, 2010
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cunty-bollocking-arse-wank

This is something you say when you want to say one word however 1 is not enough, so say 4 swears in one.

use it when you are pissed off. Or just to shock.
bunny: I missed the bus, oh cunty-bollocking-arse-wank!!!

Mummy: you are a girl and girls dont swear.
Bunny: CUNTY-BOLLOCKING-ARSE-WANK!!!!!!
Mummy: (face palm and blushes), DISGRACEFULL!!!
Bunny: what, girls do swaer :-).
by FreakyBunny69XXX. December 31, 2011
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RamShack Bollocking

The term is an extension of its former expression 'Bollocking' Used to thoroughly inform and highlight a person’s ill behaviour, raising awareness in order to prevent the action from occurring again in the future.

When paired ‘Ramshack’ indicates the issues raised are far beyond repair, alternatively it may refer to complete insolence in ones errors.
“My boss gave me a proper RamShack Bollocking yesterday.”

“I can’t believe Bert defecated in your oven”

“I know, he’s getting a right RamShack Bollocking when I see him.”
by ChickenTina November 7, 2012
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