bollocorn

A squishy soft toy, round in shape, typically with tiny legs, modelled on a unicorn. Essentially, resembles a testicle (bollock) with a horn.

My daughter has a room full of bollocorns of various sizes, yet she wants more for Christmas!

bollocorn by jlons November 24, 2023

Bollocking 

v. Bollocking, when one is lectured, criticised or reprimanded. When one receives things Bollocking they have just been bollocked. Alternatively bollocked is used to describe a high state of inebriation.

"You're gonna get a bollocking my son"
"He just bollocked me!"
"I am completely bollocked"

Bollocking by Lucy May 29, 2003

bullcorn 

Derivative of slang "bullshit" Basically a combination of "bull(shit)"+"corny". A jack-ass action or situation.

My sarcastic co-worker says "this is a defining moment in your life", as I create the definition for bullcorn at the urban dictionary website. I point out that, indeed, his statement is bullcorn.

bullcorn by Chris Newman December 10, 2004

Bollocking 

A harsh punishment for something you've done.

In the words of James May as his blimp flies into restricted airspace:

"I may be about to get a collosal aviation bollocking"

Bollocking by Mike Hunt, York Hunt May 20, 2010

ballcorn 

Popcorn you drop between your legs during a film. Typically discovered when you stand up at the end.

Half way through the movie, I checked my crotch for ballcorn.

ballcorn by JDaveB November 30, 2010

cunty-bollocking-arse-wank 

This is something you say when you want to say one word however 1 is not enough, so say 4 swears in one.

use it when you are pissed off. Or just to shock.

bunny: I missed the bus, oh cunty-bollocking-arse-wank!!!

Mummy: you are a girl and girls dont swear.
Bunny: CUNTY-BOLLOCKING-ARSE-WANK!!!!!!
Mummy: (face palm and blushes), DISGRACEFULL!!!
Bunny: what, girls do swaer :-).

cunty-bollocking-arse-wank by FreakyBunny69XXX. December 31, 2011

RamShack Bollocking 

The term is an extension of its former expression 'Bollocking' Used to thoroughly inform and highlight a person’s ill behaviour, raising awareness in order to prevent the action from occurring again in the future.

When paired ‘Ramshack’ indicates the issues raised are far beyond repair, alternatively it may refer to complete insolence in ones errors.

“My boss gave me a proper RamShack Bollocking yesterday.”

“I can’t believe Bert defecated in your oven”

“I know, he’s getting a right RamShack Bollocking when I see him.”

RamShack Bollocking by ChickenTina November 7, 2012