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bollocknaise

Slang Term for Sperm, spunk, semen
"She had more curves than a bowl of pasta - which I poured Papa's best bollocknaise over"
by CATCHAG May 18, 2006
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Spaghetti Bollocknaise

A Spaghetti Bollocknaise is when you have a wank so fast that you dont leave the state of flaccid (Not Hard), Yet still nut without getting hard.
Dave: Yo, Tony, I made A Spaghetti Bollocknaise this morning
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.
by JNS Memes May 30, 2018
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Bollock-Naise

Get a tin of chopped tomatoes and proceed to put your genitals in until you think its time to cook
A- Can i get a dirty pasta?
B-Sure. Want any sauce
A-Bollock-Naise sauce please
by PooPooSauceMan July 18, 2019
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Bollockaiser

Bollockaiser is the ruler of bollocks, it can be interpreted in a literal sense as referring to the of the king of testicles, or in a more metaphorical sense, where bollocks refers not only to the anatomical feature, but also to other connotations of bollocks (bullshit/nonsense), then the bollockaiser is someone who so quintessentially exemplifies these qualities that they can be named such.

Pronunciation:
General American: ˈbɑləˌkäɪ̯zɹ̩
Received Pronunciation: ˈbɒləˌkaɪ̯zə

Etymology:
equivalent to
ball + ock + kaiser
comes from Middle English "ballokkayser" (ˈbalɔkˌkæi̯zəɹ)

(balle + ok + kayser)
which is derived from Old English "Bealluccasaer" (ˈbæ͜ɑɫ.ɫukˌkɑ zɑ.eɹ)

(beall + uc + casaer)
suspected to originate from Proto West Germanic "Ballukkaisar" (ˈba l.lukˌkai̯saɹ)
(ballu + uk + kaisar)
or possibly Old Norse "bǫllkkjárr" (ˈbɔl:kˌkja:r:)
(bǫllr + kr + kjárr)
both of which derive from Proto Germanic "ballukkaisaraz" (ˈbɑl.lukˌkɑi̯.sɑ.rɑz)
(balluz + ukaz + kaisaraz)
beyond Proto Germanic, the individual roots come from different languages ("balluz" comes from Proto Indo European "bʰoln-" (bubble) which comes from "bʰel-" (to blow, inflate, swell), an earlier ancestor of "-ukaz" has not been found, "kaisaraz" came from the Latin clan name "Caesar", the etymology of which is unconfirmed) and so this term is not suspected to have existed in a complete form in any earlier language.
Oh yeah, he's the Bollockaiser alright. He has bollocks and bullshit aplenty.
by Bollockaiser April 15, 2024
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