bollocknaise

Slang Term for Sperm, spunk, semen

"She had more curves than a bowl of pasta - which I poured Papa's best bollocknaise over"

by CATCHAG May 18, 2006

Spaghetti Bollocknaise

A Spaghetti Bollocknaise is when you have a wank so fast that you dont leave the state of flaccid (Not Hard), Yet still nut without getting hard.

Dave: Yo, Tony, I made A Spaghetti Bollocknaise this morning
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.

by JNS Memes May 30, 2018