brolivious

Being oblivious to the actions or desires of one's bros.

I was waiting for this chick to come sit down with me, but brolivious took the seat instead.

by pontiomni November 7, 2012

booblivious

1. to be so distracted by the presence of breasts that you do not respond even when called by name.

2. to zone out while staring at cleavage

guy 1: dude, did you hear what i said?
guy 2: *stares at girl's cleavage*
guy 3: forget it, he's booblivious

by truffer hoffer December 21, 2005

Homo-blivious

A person's inability to realize their homosexual orientation, despite the witnessing by others to their condition.

Mr. Smith tried to kiss me last nite.
Really? What did you do?
I told him I'm not gay, and he asked me if that meant I thought he was.
Wow! The guy's homo-blivious for sure!

by Wordmeister 5000 December 1, 2010

Broligious

When a guy fakes being religious in order to get ladies. A broligious guy will post bible verses on social networking websites, go to "religious" youth groups, and possibly attend church (just as long as the lad(y/ies) he wants to score on is/are there). He will never have any intention whatsoever of applying the things he has posted, learned, or preached in his real life.

Side effects may include but are not limited to: Hypocrisy, Sinning, Douchiness, (Damnation?)

Bro 1: "Yo bro, you should become broligious with me. Bro 3 did it a few months ago and he's choppin' like hell."

Bro 2: "BRO! let's doooo it! Bro 3 is my Bro!"

Bro 1 and Bro 2: "KNUCKS!"

by madhints January 18, 2011

broolicious

A mix of delicious, you and great. Used in generally positive/cool situations.

The b is technically silent according to certain esoteric rules of grammar, but it is almost always pronounced in common usage.

I had no idea cardboard was so broolicious, it's even able to survive in the vacuum of space!

by Zach O'Toole August 13, 2008

Brolicious

of the 'bro' nature. Something that is overly obnoxious, related to fratboy parties or being a total tool. An example of total douchebaggery.

"Mike your seven flipped collars are a bit brolicious, now take six of those polo shirts off before I kick your ass!"

by Acowfrog June 15, 2009

Brolarious

Bros getting crazy together and acting hilarious!

Me and my bro were cutting up the other night and we were laughing so hard! It was "brolarious."

by rbmayf September 5, 2013